Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The Internet: A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy


The Internet is the most marvelous of mankind’s technological achievements. It has managed to shrink the world down into a single networked neighborhood of millions of humans all sharing ideas, information, cultural and social values, history, countless years of wisdom, and video of two girls eating each other’s poop.

If you haven’t yet seen the 2 Girls 1 Cup video I’m sure as hell not going to give you the link. I don’t want to be responsible for whatever happens to you after you see it. I will not be to blame when you run from the computer screaming and clawing your eyes out. I will however give you this video clip, which shows other people reacting to 2 Girls 1 Cup:

This could be you.

It seems like people can find a porno use for almost any invention, no matter how noble its actual purpose. I don’t think Thomas Edison gazed proudly at the first light bulb and said, “’Tis a feat of science, indeed, this light bulb I have created! It shall illuminate this great nation from shore to shore and surely be put up some guy’s butt one day!” and yet weirdos are always sticking light bulbs up their butts. Among other things.

Some sicko even made this 2 Girls 1 Cup t-shirt! Sheesh!

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